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Miguel de Burnstein Farquhar was originally hired by Kim Jong-un to explain the benefits of modern plumbing, especially the Fast Flush Supper Water Saver Premium Pooper Collector (Toilet). Ironically Kim Jong-un does not poop. Kim claims to be genetically altered at birth due to superior genes and breeding. North Koreans currently pee and poop on city streets and buses when ever possible.
Actually they do their business anywhere they can squat. They walk up to a seat on a Bus with a small piece of newspaper, lay the newspaper down, drop pants or pull up skirt, squat and blast out some massive crap and piss. No one is safe from the over spray. Burnstein Farquhar realized a market for his supper whiz bang pooper collector. Burnstein Farquhar arranged for Kim Jong-un to Skype into private Cams to view the pooper collector in use and measure it's effectiveness. Kim liked the idea of creating new laws to stop random pooping by forcing the people to use the pooper collector. Mostly he liked the idea of telling everyone he was creating special private spaces for the pooping while secret cameras captured all visual and audio. Kim Jong-un has a brilliant mind for business which is ironic in a Communist country. Anyway, Kim wanted to experience Capitalism from a small business perspective so a plan was devised where Kim would assume a secret cover identity and partner with Burnstein Farquhar in Canada. The company; Human Waste Science LLP (HWS) was formed. HWS decided to leverage their vast technology patents and covert neuroscience academic studies to seek private venture capital funding. VC funding lead to government interest in a novel study. The Canadian Government created a classified project to study the relationship between human waste and personality disorders (only Intelligence Agencies can come up with this crap). Scientist's were completely blown away by the correlation between human waste collection, personal human garbage and personality disorders |
Burnstein Farquhar designed social science predictive AI software to identify obnoxious self-centered humans. Kim was fascinated with marketing and immediately created creative propaganda campaigns with generous use of disinformation, fabricated bullshit and various tidbits of semi-truths and misinformation. HWS needed a slick spokesperson to push Kim's creative lies. HWS entered into a joint marketing agreement and brand licensing contract with Trump Enterprise LLC. Donald J Trump was signed as brand spokesperson under a lucrative talent contract according to the New York Post.
Recent NewsPress Release 2018-03-12: Human Waste Science LLP entered into a joint marketing agreement and brand licensing agreement with Trump Enterprise LLC and Donald J Trump. The agreement calls for Donald J Trump to represent HWS as brand spokesperson.
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