About Us
Some say, "About Us" and some say "Bouts uug" but He says "what's under the hood" Were not sure who is right so we jump in and start spewing crap all over the facts.
Our founder, Dr. Miguel de Burnstein Farquhar Jr. III is the world leader in Personal Waste Collection devices and foremost authority on the Female Oneness movement. Burnstein Farquhar consults with Heads of State, Underheads of States, Headless Heads of States, Administrators of Human Waste Disposal, Assistant Administrators of Human Waste Disposal and Under Assistant Administrators of Wasted Humans and anyone else interested in the science of human waste disposal.
Our founder, Dr. Miguel de Burnstein Farquhar Jr. III is the world leader in Personal Waste Collection devices and foremost authority on the Female Oneness movement. Burnstein Farquhar consults with Heads of State, Underheads of States, Headless Heads of States, Administrators of Human Waste Disposal, Assistant Administrators of Human Waste Disposal and Under Assistant Administrators of Wasted Humans and anyone else interested in the science of human waste disposal.
Who We Are
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We are a group of talented scientist's completely blown away by the correlation between human waste collection, personal human garbage and personality disorders. Over time we developed social science predictive AI software to identify obnoxious self-centered total Assholes and other personality disorders.
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Our History
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Our history is full of crap. We have developed a specialized crap detection kit. |